Approaching the End of a Long Vacation

This is our last full day in Gatlinburg....this year. We walked the main drag of Gatlinburg, did some (MORE) souvenir shopping for the kids and grandkids, and ate dinner in town.

It's such a blessing to be married not only to a smokin' hot woman, but also to someone who's a joy to spend time with.

We've been away from home for almost three weeks--since May 11! Never done that before, I don't think. We've been to the southern hemisphere and back, seen Cusco and Machu Pichu, Saqsayhuaman and other Incan sites, crossed the Urubamba (which feeds the Amazon). We cleaned teeth and cut hair for hundreds of people. We have met and come to know so many beautiful people, new friends, many of whom live on an annual income of $800 or so a year....in a society with no welfare or Medicare. We drank a lot of Coca tea and sweet tea. We ate alpaca. I ate--what was it?--Granadilla, that fruit with edible seeds that look like fish eggs.

We never got sick. Never got lost. Never got robbed or cheated. We gave away a little money, and tipped a LOT! I gave my first lesson and preached my first sermon to be translated into Spanish. We hiked to Grotto Falls with Aubrey, Kevin, and Rick. We enjoyed every moment. And are ALMOST ready to go back to work! :)

Just the Two of Us

Aubrey and Kevin left us Monday, and Rick left today. So for the rest of the week it's just the two of us. We're having a fine time, going to the bookstore and Dixie Stampede Thursday. Yesterday we discovered the Westgate Smoky Mountain Resort of Gatlinburg, which is where we plan to stay next year, hopefully with the whole family!

OCD Crops Up, Even on Vacation

Saw this t-shirt in a Gatlinburg shop today. It will surprise no one who knows me, but I can't stand it when printed materials (billboards, magazine ads, headlines, t-shirts, whatever) contain spelling and grammatical errors.

In case you're wondering, it SHOULD read: "Better to have loved and lost, THAN to have spent the rest of my life with that psycho." Made me wanna post a sign next to it: "Better to wear this old ratty t-shirt I'm wearing THAN to give my money to people who can't be bothered to proofread."

Gatlinburg and Grotto Falls

It is soooooo nice to be here in Gatlinburg with Aubrey, Kevin, and Rick! To be showered, teeth brushed, had good American (Starbucks) coffee....ahhhhh!

Out the door of our condo, we've met a little friend everyone but me calls "Ricky Raccoon." I don't understand. His name is Rocky. Why can't they see that?

After everyone showered and dressed, we headed into the Smoky Mountains National Park and drove the Roaring Fork Motor Trail to the trailhead for Grotto Falls, about a six-mile round-trip hike to the falls and back. I LOVE the Smokies. Even after the grandeur of Machu Pichu, there's still nothing like the beauty and tranquility of these woods. Things just feel right in the Smokies, for me. I feel more like myself when I'm there.

Back in the U.S.A.

Home sweet home. After thirty-one hours straight of travel, from 11:30 a.m. Friday when we left our hotel in Cusco to 8:30 p.m. tonight (Saturday), when we arrived at the condo in Gatlinburg, we are so glad to be back in the U.S., and even more so to be back with Aubrey and Kevin and Rick for the weekend!

How to Survive a Ten-Hour Layover in Lima

We survived! Ten hours in the Lima airport between our flight from Cusco and our flight to Atlanta. It actually wasn't too bad at all, not nearly as bad as I had expected. The keys:

10. Surrender all illusions of control. Control is an unrealistic expectation for air travelers.

9. Get a free luggage cart and (instead of paying something like $5 an hour (US) for a luggage locker), find a spot to camp out in the food court with your luggage.

8. Take turns browsing the shops while your spouse watches the luggage. Listen to every music sample on the CD kiosk. Buy a couple Mac/iPhone magazines--in English, no less! Sniff the leather in the leather shop. Pick up some Starbucks. Find a store that sells Diet Mountain Dew, baby!

7. Get your wife a shampoo and blow dry, and a manicure at the spa in the terminal. That'll kill a couple hours. Then get a manicure and pedicure--and shave!--yourself at the spa in the terminal, for a total of $30 (US).

6. Read.

5. Exchange any Peruvian currency you have left.

4. Give money away. The money exchange people won't exchange coins anyway, so survey the people in the airport and find children, service employees, etc., you can give your money to.

3. Eat. There's a McDonald's, Papa John's, and Dunkin Donuts in the terminal. Have at it.

2. Get in line at the check-in counter two-and-a-half hours before your flight is scheduled to depart (they won't let you check into a flight until two hours before departure time), to check your bags and feel amazingly light and free for the last couple hours.

1. Pray. For everything you can think of. For people you observe. For the people you left behind. For the flights ahead. For your friends and family back home. And more. The airport chapel seemed to be functioning as more of a chat room for a few men, maybe employees, I dunno, but it was nothing special anyway. So prayer walking, prayer journalling, and other forms of praying were the order of the day. After all, there is no more constructive way to spend a ten-hour layover, in Lima or anywhere, than to get some face time with God!

Machu Pichu, Baby!

We saw Machu Pichu today. Words fail.

Amazing. Beautiful. Hot. Exhausting.

We left Cusco at 4:30 a.m. in a car. With a maniac at the wheel. We had to dodge stones, big and little, scattered in the roadway every so often by the strikers of the previous two days. But he got us to the train JUST on time; we boarded at Ollantaytambo station, around 6 or 6:15. Then an hour and a half of train ride, through absolutely beautiful country. When we thought we had arrived at Machu Pichu, we hadn't. We got onto a bus, and it took us up the mountain for 20 minutes or so. Then we thought we were at Machu Pichu. We weren't. We joined our group and our guide led us up roughly a bajillion steps to the top, where this sight greeted us:

But that was just the beginning. Within a few minutes, our guide took us to the point where we could take this view:

No matter how iconic it is, no matter how many photos I've seen before, it's nonetheless breathtaking to see it in person. Sheesh. Did I mention that words fail?

Machu Pichu (the phrase means, "Old Peak") is one of the most familiar symbols of the Inca Empire.The Incas started building it around AD 1430, but it was abandoned roughly a hundred years later, at the time of the Spanish conquest of the Inca Empire. Though the Spaniards never laid eyes on the site (apparently never even knew about it), the Incas abandoned it to move further away from the conquistadors. It was "discovered" in 1911 by Hiram Bingham, an American historian.

The guide said no more than eight hundred people lived in Machu Pichu at its peak. Though other theories have been advanced, he said it was a sort of university for noble Incas...they were sent there to be educated in the traditions and teachings of the Incas. It seems so strange that it was so relatively small, and its lifetime as a city was so short. It's just too majestic and impressive to be such a modest flash-in-the-pan, as cities and civilizations go.

But the accomplishment of those who built it is a monument. The stonework is breathtaking in quality AND in scope. I mean, look at the terraces they built, stone by stone:

They go on and on. And they've lasted most of a millenium (in fact, farmers throughout Peru--in Arequipa, for example--still use the terraces AND the irrigation canals the Incas created!).

Those Incas sure were hardy types, I'll tell you that: climbing step after step, even up to an archaeological platform, said our guide, on the highest peak (some of our group took the trek up there....I would have gone, too, if it hadn't been so...vertical). And the Incan trail--oh, my (you can actually see the trail in the upper left portion of the photo above, if you can look closely enough). I would have loved to have hiked to the gates of Machu Pichu (the two flat-topped columns in the far upper left in the pic below, in which you can likewis discern the Incan trail, slicing the top third of the photo), but Robin was tired...and I didn't want to leave her waiting the hour or two it would have taken....and, okay, I was tired, too.

Instead, we rode the bus back down the mountain to the Hanaqpachu Inn for lunch by the Urubamba River (pic below is the view from our table), and then shopped for souvenirs until our train left.

An exhausting day, but so exciting and rewarding, even after a total two hours in a car, four-and-a-half hours by train, an hour in a bus, and a few hours of walking up and down steep stone stairways. And, all that to travel a mere fifty miles from Cusco, when it's all said and done.

What a blessing this day--this whole trip has been! Even in the midst of this tribute to an ancient culture, a people who worshiped nature, and who even today inspire many to emulate their religion, it was impossible to escape the grandeur of Yahweh's Creation! It reminded me of the juxtaposition we witnessed yesterday when we saw a statue of Christ (modeled after the Rio de Janeiro statue) overlooking Cusco a stone's throw from the Sacred Valley: